If you wanna get to know me then just send me a message! I'm an open book. Don't be shy!

221spooky:

she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it

(via mindofiggy)

archaeohell:

It is 78 degrees at 11PM. There are zero reasons I need to be wearing clothes right now. 

(via gaymerlag)

atticussfinch:

this was my final test in art today

i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year

JESUS CHrist,

(Source: snailspit, via time-fury)

time-fury:

i-am-the-last-timelord:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

IS THIS TRUE!? BRITISH FRIENDS, CONFIRM OR DENY THIS, I MUST KNOW

It depends. This ratio generally applies, but not all exams are out of 100

buggz-spider-gremlin:

Beyonce ft Andree 3000 — Back to Black 

(via queerto)

thed3vilssmile:

what most people think being gay is:

  • having a higher/lower voice for your gender
  • acting more femine/masculine
  • wanting to be more like the opposite gender
  • being rude
  • teaching children how to be gay
  • setting a bad example
  • ruining good family values

what being gay really is

  • liking the same gender as you

(Source: clown-dick, via time-fury)

Boyfriend Application: Apply Within

1. Name
2. Age
3. City, State
4. Education level [High school, some college, college graduate, degree in progress]
5. Do you think I'm cute?
6. Will you tell me I'm cute?
7. Can we cuddle?
8. Do you like pizza and other tasty foods?
9. Do you like coffee?
10. How about tea?
11. Tell me some music you like.
12. Movies? You watch 'em. Which ones do you like?
13. Do you like cartoons?
14. Do you write/sing/paint/do other creative cool stuff?
15. Do you like animals?
16. Can we quote Shakespeare to each other?
17. Do you smoke/drink?
18. If I'm sad, will you stroke my hair and kiss me on the forehead? [IMPORTANT QUESTION. You'd better give the right answer...]
19. Favourite book.
20. Name some things you think are funny.
21. What do you look like?
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